Look at this lazy fuck 

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform) 06/23/2015 at 00:03 • Filed to: Catlopnik

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DrJohannVegas > TheHondaBro 06/23/2015 at 00:11

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You chose cats, and you chose poorly .

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > TheHondaBro 06/23/2015 at 00:14

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It takes a lot of energy and effort to go up and down stairs

Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna > TheHondaBro 06/23/2015 at 00:20

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I bet he/she doesn’t even pay rent.

Hot Takes Salesman > TheHondaBro 06/23/2015 at 00:26

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Dis cat gon have to earn his keep, maybe he can get off his fat ass and catch some of them mouse mofuckas

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > TheHondaBro 06/23/2015 at 00:31

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I don't like cats

TheHondaBro > Hot Takes Salesman 06/23/2015 at 01:05

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She.

TheHondaBro > Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna 06/23/2015 at 01:05

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What a dick.

Nibbles > Hot Takes Salesman 06/23/2015 at 09:08

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I was sitting on the front patio last night, chatting with the wife, when our cat nonchalantly walks up to us with a - still live - bird in his mouth

It’s alright that our cat is a serial killer, and I’m glad he keeps the mice and such at bay, but damn I don’t need to see that shit

Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! > Nibbles 06/23/2015 at 14:00

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Cats love that shit, and they love to show you what they caught. I can’t tell you the amount of times our old cat used to leave us chipmunks, blue jays and squirrels.

Nibbles > Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! 06/23/2015 at 14:20

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My wife calls ‘em “murder presents”. I was cleaning up the area around my project car and found another victim - a dessicated squirrel - right next to the door :\

Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! > Nibbles 06/23/2015 at 14:33

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Probably the freakiest “murder present" (great word by the way) was form my current cat. She was jumping all over me one night. I figured she was just bored and wanted to play, and since I was the only one in the house I was who she wanted to play with. When I woke up the next morning there was a dead mouse she had brought into the bed that was laying right next to my head.

Nibbles > Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! 06/23/2015 at 14:43

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That’s some straight-up Godfather shit right there.

Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! > Nibbles 06/23/2015 at 14:45

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Yeah, I looked at my cat a little bit differently after that for a while. lol

Hot Takes Salesman > Nibbles 06/23/2015 at 14:52

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My old cat was the fucking master- the resident front yard velociraptor